The John Wayne - Little Green Cars
it’s easy to fall in love
it’s easy to be alone
it’s easy to hate yourself
when all your love is inside someone else
it’s easy to take it all
it’s easy to give it to
when there’s more people out there to love
than people who love you
- 90s Animal Planet: Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!
- 2013 Animal Planet: ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!
- 90s History Channel: Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!
- Early 2000's History Channel: So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?
- 2013 History Channel: Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens
- 2014 History Channel: Was Hitler an Alien?
on the men i have kissed.
mid-afternoon walks and shy hand-holding
halloween candy and forehead kisses
one hand up the shirt
meeting the parents and coffee dates
months of talking before holding hands
weeks of late night walks before the first kiss
days of nervous almost sex before first love
weeks of not talking
months of heartbreak
he was a mistake
costume parties and years in the making
the most constant spur of the moment presence
promising beginnings and learning how to be let down
unexpected free drinks at the bar
drunken dancing and one night memories
end of summer sudden kisses
accidental bruises and late night last minute romance